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Hahahaha yeah, Jonathon, we hear ya. Hey guess what? The delivery skipper we found to help us bring the boat oceanside back to Portland? His name is Captain Kirk.
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“Um… I saw that movie…and that’s maybe not the best of all possible Captains to teach you the correct things to, you know…not, you know…sink. Now, why is all the rum gone?”
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